"It's a bunch of boys on an island and they have a conch, they have a shell, and whoever has the conch has the power and they can talk. And if you don't have the conch, then you don't have the power. And then there's a little chubby boy, and they call him Piggy and they're really mean, and then there's a murder. I mean, humanity is just nasty and there's no silver lining."
No team will ever party as hard as the Bruins did when they won the Cup.